Wanna play in my makeup

But my little brothers standing around “asking what is that? I like your eyebrows” ,while my mom stares at me waiting to say something crude. 

…. I would just pull it all out. but ugh,forget it. 

overdosage:

why are girls from the internet so hot it’s unnatural

cosmo sex tip

androidthehuman:

to spice up your love life in bed, make sure you stop at random moments for “buffering”

Untitled: Cosmo sex tip #301:

m00gisl0ve:

thunderturd:

Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.

Have you ever had a girl pull an exorcist on you?
That’s when you know you’re reaaaaaaaaaally hitting her sweet spot, even…

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

the struggle of finding a job, gah lee:

I’m starting to feel like, as hard as I try and are  determined to do for myself. why is it so hard?…… I hate this characteristic I have to always compare myself not on purpose but naturally. Not having a job really does more to me , than not just ,making money. Sitting in front of the interviewer is like… please dont judge me, I need this. and I feel they were


this just sucks.

and my bday is coming up… been home since school let out, and I havent done anything ,except apps & interviews

Hopefully it all works out. 

Awl deez penises on mah dash gwarl.